The NoZe Brotherhood
The NoZe Brotherhood is a collegiate society at Baylor University.
Origin and description
Founded in Brooks Hall in 1918, the society was originally formed as a joke regarding Leonard Shoaf, a freshman with a large nose. Shoaf's nose was of "such great length and breadth of nostril"[1] that his friends proclaimed they could "form a club around it".[2] The group was said to be named noZe just after Shoaf's nose, but all the members in the group had peculiar noses. The group was formed by a group of men who often met inside of Brooks and decided they wanted to create their own men's club, since the Baylor University Chamber of Commerce was the only other option.[3]
The society became a popular, irreverent campus fixture in the years that followed, poking fun at its rivals, the Baylor University Chamber of Commerce, appearing in Baylor's yearbook the Round-Up, and writing the occasional humorous piece for the yearbook or Baylor's newspaper, The Lariat. Targets of the NoZe Brothers' mirth have included Baylor's faculty, administration, the Southern Baptist Convention, various student organizations, and themselves. From the society's inception in the 1920s through to the early 1960s, members were open about their participation, but they now keep their identities secret.
Traditions
The society has always venerated its history and traditions through the observance of several key festivals and holidays. The oldest, the Pink Tea, has been held annually since 1929.[4] Held in the spring, the event affords members the opportunity to hear the "State of the Onion" address by the Lorde Mayor, celebrate the history of the society, and hear one or more addresses by guest speakers (usually Baylor faculty) and neophyte members.
Many of the real names of the original members are impossible to find since they are all given club names and were known by that.[3]
In 1924, the members of the club began wearing noses, a different one for each member, as well as unorthodox costumes. This year, the club also began to accept members from dorms other than Brooks.
In order to rush into the NoZe Brotherhood, each potential new member had to submit an essay. Their acceptance was based on both originality and creativity. Each member needed to obtain and keep a 3.8 GPA, the highest GPA of any organization on campus many times. Each pledge class that becomes a part of the brotherhood is required to complete a "class project." This class project is basically a group prank.[5]
In 1954, the society began publishing its own satirical newspaper, The Rope (spoofing the campus newspaper The Lariat),[4] taking aim at Baylor University and the Baptist Church, employing satire and absurdity, and developing a unique writing style known as "NoZe prose". The group kept a record of everything they did as a group called the "Holy Law." Sadly sometime after World War II, the book was lost and has yet to be found.[3]
NoZe Brothers who have graduated are known as "Exiles."
Reclusion
In the mid-1960s, the society's relationship with Baylor's administration became more precarious, due primarily to acts of vandalism: the repeated painting of a campus bridge in the traditional NoZe color of pink, followed by an alleged arson attack on the bridge, the details of which are disputed.[6]
The society went underground, disguising members' identities with rubber noses and wigs. For some unknown reason, the Brothers changed the spelling from "nose" to "NoZe" and adopted a guerrilla profile, crashing various campus events such as "Sing", Chapel, and Homecoming parades. The Rope continues to write about Baylor University and Baptist politics using satire and absurdity. However, over the last forty years the society has alternated between being officially allowed on campus and being banned. Currently the society is in the good graces of the Baylor Administration.[7]
Members
Key figures in the NoZe Brotherhood include the Lorde Mayor, bearer of the Enlightening Rod of Elmo and the Cunning Linguist, who edits the Rope. The Bored of Graft consists of past Lordes Mayor, who are available to give advice to the current Lorde Mayor.
The society is liberal in handing out awards, titles, and various sobriquets; in fact, if a NoZeman feels that his fellow members have not seen fit to bestow sufficient honors upon him, he is encouraged to come up with his own. NoZe honors typically begin with the prefix "Keko Keeper of...", the meaning of which is apparently lost to history.
In NoZe lore, there are five types of people in the world. Members are NoZe Brothers; male non-members are "Infidels"; female non-members are "Hairylegs.""Fortunates" are infidels who are romantically involved to a greater or lesser degree with a NoZe Brother. "Exiles" are NoZe Brothers who have graduated or otherwise left the University.
The NoZe Brothers delight in praising the memory of Brother Long NoZe in prose and song with ditties such as "This Old God", "When the NoZe is Blown up Yonder", and "Rock Around the Cross". The traditional NoZe saga "The Cry of the Enormous Rabbit" is usually recited semiannually. The NoZe prayer is basically "Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep" recited backwards with appropriate changes.
The society is based in Waco, Texas. It is forbidden for a NoZe Brother to reveal his identity to a non-member, unless it will directly result in him having sex. Every semester, the Brotherhood holds UnRush, an opportunity for non-members to present themselves for consideration by the society. The NoZe will announce the time and place of UnRush in the first Rope of the semester, and invite candidates to submit a humorous, satirical, or absurdist paper of 10,365 words or less. During UnRush, the Lorde Mayor will prophesy to and harangue the attendant masses on some matter of topical interest.
The current U.S. Senator from Kentucky, Rand Paul, was a member, according to GQ magazine.[8][9]
Ornery brothers
An ornery brother is an honorary member of the society. Some include:
- Bob Bullock — former Lt. Governor of Texas
- George W. Bush — 43rd President of the United States[10]
- Bennet Cerf — "Bro. Board NoZe"; publisher and humorist[11]
- John Dean — "Bro. Dean of Dirty Tricks"; White House counsel to Richard Nixon[12]
- Kinky Friedman — "Bro. The Yellow NoZe of Texas"; country singer/Texas gubernatorial candidate/humorist[13]
- Hayden Fry — "Bro. Crotch Grabber"; college football coach[14]
- John Glenn — "Bro. GemiNoZe"; first American to orbit the Earth, former senator[15]
- Billy Graham — "Bro. Cracker NoZe Graham"; evangelist[16]
- Bob Hope — "Bro. SkiNoZe Hope"; comedian and actor[4]
- Leon Jaworski — "Bro. Water NoZe Jaworski"; Special Prosecutor during the Watergate Scandal[17]
- JOT -- "Bro. No Ma'am NoZe", Baylor cartoon character
- John M. Lilley — "Bro. Easter NoZe"; 13th President of Baylor[18]
- Dan Rather — "Bro. CBS Evening NoZe"; Former CBS news anchor[19]
- Robert Sloan — "Bro. Liniment NoZe"; 12th President of Baylor[20]
- William Underwood — "Bro. Pro BoNoZe"; President of Mercer University, former interim Baylor president[21]
- Kenneth Starr — "Bro. Non Hostis HumaNoZe Generis"; Independent Counsel whose investigation led to President Bill Clinton's impeachment,[22] past Baylor President
- Robert Griffin III — "Bro. HeismaNoZe Trophy"; Baylor quarterback and 77th recipient of the Heisman Trophy,[23]
- 2011–12 Baylor Lady Bears basketball team — the entire team was inducted as "Bros. 40 and NoZe" following their undefeated national championship season
Disruptions
- Integrating the Baylor Homecoming Parade [24]
- Mud flaps on Waco Hall[permanent dead link]
- Dropping 4,000 ping-pong balls in chapel [25]
- Turning Pat Neff pink [26]
- Turning the fountain pink[dead link]
- Postal Service Truck on Tidwell
- Taking the ozone layer hostage [27]
- Cancelling Homecoming
- 9.5 Theses on Waco Hall
- Cancelling Diadeloso [28]
- Winning Bear Downs via a four-man bike [29]
- Killing Herb Reynolds [27]
- Stealing 'The Rock'[dead link]
- Student Union Shantytown
- Giant NoZe Glasses on Old Main[30]
- 24 Hour Secular Wall [31]
- The Race for the Pure [32]
- Bringing a Donkey to Chapel
- Acting as interim Parking Service Attendants [33]
Notes
- ^ Wright, Norman S. (April 12, 1931). "Nose Brotherhood of the Universe, Unltd". The Dallas Morning News. p. Feature 5.
- ^ Matlock, Katy (March 31, 2006). "Nose remains campus tradition". The Lariat.
- ^ a b c Thompson, Carrie (June 28, 1984). "Only the Noze Knows: 'Brother FireoZe' remembers pranks". The Lariat. Waco, Texas. Retrieved 2018-11-27 – via digitalcollections.baylor.edu.
- ^ a b c "A NoZe Primer" Archived 2004-11-23 at the Wayback Machine Baylor Magazine
- ^ "The Lariat (Waco, Texas), Vol. 87, No. 4, Thursday, June 28, 1984 :: The Baylor Lariat". digitalcollections.baylor.edu. Retrieved 2018-11-27.
- ^ Wingate, P. Wayne (September–October 2003). "Letters from Our Readers: As a 'closet' NoZe Brothers (and sisters?) follower". Baylor Magazine. Vol. 2, no. 2. Archived from the original on 2007-06-10. Retrieved March 23, 2020 – via baylormag.com.
- ^ Hensley, Amethyst (March 19, 2002). "NoZe Brotherhood plans campus return this week". The Lariat. Baylor University – via baylor.edu.
- ^ "GQ Exclusive: Rand Paul's Kooky College Days (Hint: There's a Secret Society Involved): The Q: GQ". GQ. 2010-08-09. Retrieved 2010-10-19.
- ^ "Rand Paul's college group mocked Christians - Ben Smith - POLITICO.com". POLITICO. 2010-10-12. Retrieved 2010-10-19.
- ^ Bush, George W. (May 16, 1998). "Baylor University Commencement Address." Speech presented at Baylor University, Waco, TX.
- ^ "Tweeking the Beek." Baylor Roundup - 1962, p. 25.
- ^ Allen, Laura (March 11, 1975). "Dean Blames Actions on Ambition" The Dallas Morning News, p. D1.
- ^ Woods, Tim (April 27, 2006). "Kinky comes to Baylor on campaign stop"[permanent dead link] Waco Tribune-Herald
- ^ Fry, Hayden. Hayden Fry: A High Porch Picnic. Champaign: Sports Publishing LLC, 2001.
- ^ "People: Lowell Thomas With the News". (Sept. 30, 1970). The Dallas Morning News, p. A3.
- ^ BGEA: Crusade Activities — Collection 17 Archived 2006-01-27 at the Wayback Machine archives at Wheaton College (search for NoZe)
- ^ Fiedler, Randy (July 7, 2005). "Jaworski Becomes a Noze". Retrieved February 18, 2006.
- ^ Matlock, Katy (March 31, 2006). " Nose Brothers celebrate 80th anniversary" The Lariat.
- ^ George, Ricky (November 8, 1995). "Name change highlights beginning years of newspaper" The Lariat.
- ^ Bro. Pater-NoZester (May/June 2003). "The NoZe Knows Which Way Is Up" Archived 2004-11-23 at the Wayback Machine Baylor Magazine.
- ^ Matlock, Katy (April 13, 2006). "Regents, NoZe, faculty honor Underwood with reception" The Lariat.
- ^ Woods, Tim (February 17, 2010). "Starr receives warm welcome at introduction to Baylor University community" Archived 2012-04-27 at the Wayback Machine Waco Tribune-Herald.
- ^ Alley, Tyler (January 14, 2012). "Fans shows support for Heisman-, bowl-winning football team" "The Lariat".
- ^ The NoZe Knows Which Way Is Up Archived 2004-11-23 at the Wayback Machine Baylor Magazine
- ^ Curran, Rob (April 2003). Texas Tidbits Archived 2008-05-20 at the Wayback Machine Texas Monthly.
- ^ Hill, Jerry. "BU Notebook"[permanent dead link] Waco Tribune-Herald
- ^ a b Ratcliff, Stephen (October 7, 1997). "NoZe Brotherhood continues tradition of satire despite underground limitations, university ban" The Lariat
- ^ Drake, John (April 12, 2000). "E-mail hoax" The Lariat
- ^ (April 18, 2002) "The NoZe Brothers resort to carrying their four-man bike." Archived 2006-09-16 at the Wayback Machine Retrieved May 3, 2006.
- ^ Picture (April 25, 2006). "Nobody NoZe who did this" The Lariat p. 3
- ^ (November 19, 1997). "Burning of prayer tent shows disrespect for student beliefs" The Lariat
- ^ Burton, Kyle. (April 1, 2004). "NoZe draws crowd on mall with stunt" The Lariat
- ^ Dean, Nick. (April 1, 2009). "Students fall for 'April FoolZe' prank" The Lariat
References
- Long, William B. (1997). The Nose Brotherhood Knows: A Collection of Nothings and Non-Happenings, 1926–1965. Belton, Texas: Bear Hollow. 0-9617517-5-4.
External links
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